Steel On My Hip - Stainless Steel Water Bottle

For those gun owners who really do have all the answers: None of that Tupperware, only steel on my hip.

When you want these dumb kids to know exactly just how bad-ass and insanely effective your .45AARP 1911 is, and how shitty their Tupperware plastic crap poodle shooter pistols are, you have to show them who's boss and let them know that their piece of shit handgun didn't win TWO. WORLD. WARS.

This merch will do that for you so you don't have to waste another breath explaining this sound logic to one of these goddamned kids with their "assault pistols". If you need more than 7 rounds, you shouldn't be carrying a gun, son.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.