"Storm Area 51" Basic Level Survival Kit

On September 20, 2019, hundreds of thousands of people have pledged their assistance in storming the infamous Area 51 in Nevada. Due to a family function, I will be unable to attend, but I still wanted to offer my support for the cause in any way I could. 

SO, I brainstormed extremely hard, and was able to deduce what BASIC military surplus equipment would help a die-hard patriot go the extra mile to the first fence of Area 51. What you will find in this kit will impress you and all of the other Naruto-running patriots gathering in the desert. You will be the envy of everyone with this basic survival kit. In this kit you will receive:

x1- German Flecktarn Rucksack-Large

x1- British Mk7 Kevlar Helmet WHICH is conveniently already painted desert tan. Size medium, which will fit between a size 7 and 7 1/2 head. 

x1 Polish Mp5 Gas mask with unissued sealed filter. 

x1 West German OD Pistol belt adjustable up to a size 40" Waist.

x2 West German G3 ammo pouches-rubberized canvas. Excellent for snacks and phones. 

x1 Mosin Nagant rubberized leather ammo pouch. 

x1 New Made replica of the Austrian FM78 field knife. 

x2 Genuine U.S. issue MREs. Random menus, but you will get two. 

x1 Czechoslovakian Aluminum Mess kit 

x1 Czechoslovakian Aluminum Spork

x1 Czechoslovakian M1960 Aluminum canteen with wool cover.

x1 Swiss M1971 camp stove

x1 Yugoslavian ON-M59 Monocular WITH sexy leather carry case.

x1 Danish Pioneer Rope with bag (Approximately 25-30') 

This is a Mike's Militaria EXCLUSIVE offer. You will NOT find this sort of deal ANYWHERE ELSE! Only TEN of these will EVER be made, and are a limited edition item. 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! 

If you paid attention to the stock photo, you will see I will be including a HAND WRITTEN AND SIGNED GOOD LUCK NOTE with EVERY kit! This alone is worth its weight in gold, and is super rare. Will you be among the ten lucky individuals who will be MILES ahead of the other people showing up? Will you be the envy of EVERYONE who shows up? 

This exclusive kit has an assessed value of OVER 9,000! Because I won't be able to make it, and I feel terrible about that, I am offering this at a FRACTION of the assessed intrinsic and collectible value. 

I guess the only question now is: What the HELL are you waiting for!?

All sales are final, I am not responsible for what happens to you if you decide to show up to Area 51. The sole purpose of this kit is to provide basic military surplus gear that was hand selected and assembled in what I believe to be a great package deal.

"Storm Area 51" Basic Level Survival Kit

$450.00
"Storm Area 51" Basic Level Survival Kit

"Storm Area 51" Basic Level Survival Kit

$450.00
Stock level Only 10 left
$450.00

On September 20, 2019, hundreds of thousands of people have pledged their assistance in storming the infamous Area 51 in Nevada. Due to a family function, I will be unable to attend, but I still wanted to offer my support for the cause in any way I could. 

SO, I brainstormed extremely hard, and was able to deduce what BASIC military surplus equipment would help a die-hard patriot go the extra mile to the first fence of Area 51. What you will find in this kit will impress you and all of the other Naruto-running patriots gathering in the desert. You will be the envy of everyone with this basic survival kit. In this kit you will receive:

x1- German Flecktarn Rucksack-Large

x1- British Mk7 Kevlar Helmet WHICH is conveniently already painted desert tan. Size medium, which will fit between a size 7 and 7 1/2 head. 

x1 Polish Mp5 Gas mask with unissued sealed filter. 

x1 West German OD Pistol belt adjustable up to a size 40" Waist.

x2 West German G3 ammo pouches-rubberized canvas. Excellent for snacks and phones. 

x1 Mosin Nagant rubberized leather ammo pouch. 

x1 New Made replica of the Austrian FM78 field knife. 

x2 Genuine U.S. issue MREs. Random menus, but you will get two. 

x1 Czechoslovakian Aluminum Mess kit 

x1 Czechoslovakian Aluminum Spork

x1 Czechoslovakian M1960 Aluminum canteen with wool cover.

x1 Swiss M1971 camp stove

x1 Yugoslavian ON-M59 Monocular WITH sexy leather carry case.

x1 Danish Pioneer Rope with bag (Approximately 25-30') 

This is a Mike's Militaria EXCLUSIVE offer. You will NOT find this sort of deal ANYWHERE ELSE! Only TEN of these will EVER be made, and are a limited edition item. 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! 

If you paid attention to the stock photo, you will see I will be including a HAND WRITTEN AND SIGNED GOOD LUCK NOTE with EVERY kit! This alone is worth its weight in gold, and is super rare. Will you be among the ten lucky individuals who will be MILES ahead of the other people showing up? Will you be the envy of EVERYONE who shows up? 

This exclusive kit has an assessed value of OVER 9,000! Because I won't be able to make it, and I feel terrible about that, I am offering this at a FRACTION of the assessed intrinsic and collectible value. 

I guess the only question now is: What the HELL are you waiting for!?

All sales are final, I am not responsible for what happens to you if you decide to show up to Area 51. The sole purpose of this kit is to provide basic military surplus gear that was hand selected and assembled in what I believe to be a great package deal.

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